TOO SHORT TO BE THE KING

from the album
"Cut the Crap"

Up in the Tundra, the land of lakes
Got fuzzy weasels, got slimey snakes
Enchanted forest's got shiney discos
with squeaky three foot dancin' midgits
One manly munchkin knew what to do
Move to the city and act real cool

He's too short, too short, too short
Too short to be the king
He's too short, too short
(Stop whimpering you fucker)
Too short to be the king
To be the king

Now all the ladies think you're a catch
You need a ladder to smell their snatch
They want your money, you need their shoes
Hey, Disco Chicken's on the loose !
Passionate pigmy, so hot and bad...
I bet my sister could kick your ass

(Chorus)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!